Metrosexual or Retrosexual??

I have realised that among all the men I know I can classify them either as Metrosexuals or Retrosexuals.

Metrosexual Males:

Of the pedicures and manicures

Aftershaves, Shaving Balms, Splash On's

Conditioners, Hair Wax, Smoothing Balms

Deos, Eau de Cologne and Parfums

Body lotions and Face Creams

Robbie Williams and Jay Z

Flat Fronts, Chinos, Khakis and so on and so forth


Retrosexual Males:

Of the Old Spice and Nycil's

Brylcream and Side Partings

Nivea and Charmis

Scorpions and U2

Pleated trousers, striped shirts and so on and so forth


Mindset and Mentality of the above...

Same to Same!